Friday 22 November 2013

#36 - What Coolio Knows

Coolio knows that a thin leather belt is a great way to jazz up a dress you've grown tired of.
Coolio knows that Hitler was not a vegetarian.
Coolio knows the strange pleasure of farting in an empty squash court.
Coolio knows Krav Maga.

Coolio knows that when the chips are down, that's fine. The relative height of chips has never bothered you until now.
Coolio knows how to get the first 1UP on Super Mario Bros.
Coolio knows his way round the breadcrumbs setting on a food processor.
Coolio knows who killed JR.

Coolio knows a thing or two about maintaining septic tanks.
Coolio knows a dude who can help you with that.
Coolio knows when a border collie is sad.
Coolio knows better than to challenge you to Jenga.

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