Friday 22 November 2013

#84 - Ten Things I Know

1. It feels good to punch a meringue clown

2. Spiders cannot comprehend the humble marrowfat pea

3. There is no opposite of 'trousers'

4. Everyone in England has tried wearing a tuppence as a monocle

5. Cress is shit

6. We have landed more men on the moon than we have on the surface of the human brain

7. On the internet, opinions breed like Tribbles

8. There are few pleasures as pure and private as a little early evening poo

9. You don't hear about moths much these days

10. Anyone who knows the rap from Big is basically okay

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