Hugh Grant is bombarded by steaming equine guts
as the credits roll. BOOM!
A shetland pony bursts like a pinata!
NEIGH! Some fetlocked twerp detonates
in an empty field. Intestines fly at Jennifer Lawrence
like bolas and take out her ankles.
BLAMMO! Withers, gaskin, castor, stifle -
chunks of hinny spatter charmless git
Matthew McConaughey as he attempts to kiss
his romantic interest. He is piebald with gore.
He shrugs, grins.
IRIS OUT
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