Friday 22 November 2013

#44 - Art More! Lovely

Wipe an image of Constable's 'Weymouth Bay' into your toilet paper.
Whittle a tiny scrimshaw gorilla, then use a lampshade as his big top.
Make the gorilla the ringmaster and Lego men his animals.
Burn them all. Weep.

Unstopper a bottle of balsmic vinegar and decant it into your eye
on a busy train, singing Red, Red Wine. Do not force an interpretation
onto your many onlookers. If pushed, try to work the word
'ephemera' into your artist's statement. It is a sort of internationally-recognised
safe word amongst the creative community.
The questioner will cease further enquiry
out of respect for your boundaries.

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